Friday, October 31, 2008

Anti-Melaminism Campaign...O.O

Melamine-the very thing that strikes fear in half the souls of humans in the world (as if la-.-). Well, now we all know the selected milk produced in China contains melamine, which is poisonous. Why? Well, that's because melamine is a type of plastic and humans are not meant to consume plastic, which is poisonous, which makes the milk poisonous, which in turns poison yourself. And because of this, many babies are sent to the hospital for recovery.

So one day, I was listening to this song, entitled-Where Is the Love, by Black Eyed Peas( A.K.A B.E.P), and I couldn't help but to modify the song into an anti-melamine are the lyrics...And it's best suggested to listen to the original song first before you begin reading the modified lyrics...=)

Where Is The Love- Black Eyed Piss. Peas I mean...>.>

What's wrong with China mama?
People Dying like aint got no mamas
I think the whole worlds addicted to the milk
Only attracted to the melamine that bring you trauma
Overseas yeah we tryin to stop melaminism
But we still got producers here livin
In the China the big CMI( China Milk Industries) the Milkz and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own health
Then you only leave milk with melamine
And to produce it only generates hate
And if you hatin you're bound to get irate
Yeah madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how melamine works and operates
You gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your milk and melamine
Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all

People drinking people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you produce what you teach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some ingredients from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the milk?(where is the milkx3)(the milk2x)

It just ain't the same all milks have changed
New days are strange is the world the insane?
If love and peace so strong
Why are there droplets of melamine that don't belong
Nations dropping milks
melamine gases filling lungs of little ones
With ongoing suffering
As the youth die young
So ask yourself is the milk really strong(calcium)?
So I can ask myself really what is going wrong
With this world that we living in
People keep on drinking in
Makin wrong decisions
Only visions of them livin and
Not respecting each other
Deny thy brother
The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
The truth is kept secret
Swept under the rug
If you never know milk
Then you never know love
Where's the love y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the milk y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the love y'all?

People drinking people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can produce what you teach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father father father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the milk?(where is the milkx3)(the milkx2)

I feel the weight of the milk on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all people get colder
Most of us only care about money makin
Selfishness got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong ingredients always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what the see in the cinema
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading melaminity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling pain
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling sick
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling pain(melamine la...)
I gotta keep my faith alive, until milk is found

People drinking people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you produce what you teach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where is the milk?(fade)

As you can see, melamine is dangerous....*feel like making lyrics of it using the 'Dangerous' song by Akon....

That milk is so dangerous,
That milk is so dangerous,
That milk is bad drink....yeah..

haha....hmm...maybe next time la..

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

TAGGED by Sara Leez cause i want it...-.-''


1.Why do you chose to be tagged anyway ?
-Because it's counted as a post???and um...i'm being urged to write a post.....O.o

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
-Obviously friends since i have no girlfriend....still single you see...haha...plan to stay that way for awhile

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
-Let's see.....hmmm....1...2....3....4.....5....haha....joking la...elek la, takda.... commiting suicide is stupid cause no one gets the blame....if i wanna die, i'll make sure the person i hate most kills me cause then, he'll go to jail....see what i mean....if i commit suicide, he'll only enjoy to let him suffer.....XDXD

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
- enough confidence in???whether I have enough confidence of bombing an airport, then no....but confidence in going up to my most hated and annoying friend and call him stupid, lame, and everything that's come up in my mind point blank into his face??Yes..(this proves i'm a straight forward kinda guy)

5. How many babies you want?
-I don't even have a wife for god sake.....asking babies pulak...or do you mean babi??-__-''.....oh well, probably 3 babies?? 1 made of plastic, 1 made of metal and um....1 more baby will be made of...cotton wool??haha...

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
-um...yea...i've seen one before...question is, who hasn't??-.-''

7. What is your goal for this year? wash my school shoes at least once a month. yea...i know it's a challenging task, once a month is a lot you know...the amount of water and shoe polish wasted...and only to find on Monday, your friend steps on it...T.T...such a challenging task for mankind....i'm probably the last hope for mankind.....I should get a Dato' ship if I managed to achieve my goal..>.>

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
- yea, definately....sure.......eternity love towards roti canai....mmm....the dahl^^

9. What's your nickname??
-....only one, the one and only hockey stick~(don't ask why=.='')

10.What feeling do you love most?
-When I headshot someone in counter strike using a machine gun, namely B33( If you don;t know what i'm saying please play counter strike)

11. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
-um...I want my other half to fulfil his/her other half??(namely my requirements...)duh..

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the ppl you hate ?
-I hate you??

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
-Probably not??...i've got better things to do you know....-.-''.....haha..just joking...sure la...(kononnya la>.>)

14. What does flying means to you?

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
- to finish this post and start my counter strike game....(since the creation of counter strike, killing has never been so satisfying...)

16. Who's hotter,Chace Crawford or Kevin Peake?
-um....who are they la??are they both gay???O.O..their names sound really gay you know...hmm...anyway, i'll say the one who has a higher temperature is hotter....obvious, no?

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words.
-hmm.....a short rumusan it seems...>.>...well,...responds to my wishes well..haha^^

18. What do you want to do now?
- play counter strike while finishing this tag while eating chocolate and listening to music while waiting for an sms while checking my MSN....(multi-tasking)

19. If time were to rewind, when will you want it to be?
-where I wish to be...

20. What are your fear(s)?
-dying in counter strike...that's the end of my life....when you get shot, the blood oozes out like the watter fall called Niagara Falls...>.>..pain oh...

8 fellas tagged....

1.Thean Ming
2.Aaron the Oo
3.Seng Hoo
4.Joseph Chan
5.Su Yenn
6.Sara Lee...XDXDh..haha...kena tag again
7.Stephen Liew
8.Daniel Lim

(sorry for the retags, only have 8 fellas in my friends list....XDXD)

Thursday, October 23, 2008 funny....

Truth be told, this idea came to me when i was in Foh San restaurant, which sells the famous dim-sum was the dim-sum I ate that probably stimulated my brain cells to come up with this it...or look at it...


This poster here is trying to send the message of: '' We don't want the zig-zaged and crooked cigarettes, we want the straight ones....( tak nak rokok bengkok...mau yang lurus punyak)


the sign is stating: We don't sell less than 18 cigarettes, only 18 cigarettes or more...( mau beli rokok, beli 18 mau kurang you balik kampung...)

As you all can see, this is why there are so many offenders and 'underaged' smokers, do what is necessary for the public and put better and more specific understandable public signs....remember, you can make a difference.

You can make a difference................

-The End-

oh wait....was it funny??dump in your comments please..=P....

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oh wait 1 more thing..-.-''... dump your comments in the comment section and not in the cbox...ty for your unrequired cooperation...>.>

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tag me

oh ya...Tag me...

bye... it real quick..send me a few oso never mind...typing speed damn chun one..^^

-The End-

random MSN chats which i find particularly _______(don't know how to explain it)

Well...why am i blogging at this particular time??simple...there are tons of people out there asking me to update my blog...(ahem..actually not tons la...maybe grams...).. i had nothing to blog, and they are asking me to blog, so i asked my friend...please tag me if you get the chance.....below is the extract of how to answer back the professional way.....

Me:o.O...and tag me if u get the chance....that will add 1 post
A: Cannot, tagging is cheating
Me:um...but tagging is a post,therefore,tagging=posting, so therefore, is posting=cheating??
A: But tagging is not really a post(this is what i think A typed...)
Me: but it is still categorized as a 'post'....

As you can see, i usually leave my opponent speechless....and that my friends(or enemies), is what you call professionalism!!...for more info, check out this me....

And if you're wondering what happened to the post where i will insult Aaron The Oo, please be patient...dealing with idiots is a very challenging task...especially when this one is a 'unique' half breed between an male and a female....

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oh wait....1 more thing...bye

-The End-

Oh wait again...good bye

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Confucius says......

Confucius. The man of wisdom, vision and above all, his famous weird yet so true...
Well, i was browsing through my book shelf when i ' accidently ' stumbled onto this book....
the title:The Ribald Confucius , collected by Ah Fong and R. Phorph.....what's inside??..
His inscrutable sayings....below are the sayings I found that were quite true yet amusing altogether...haha....I suggest female's not to read it'll know why in the end...LOL

1. "man sometimes discover girl of his dreams become nightmare"

2. "upkeep of women is downfall of man"

3. "trouble with they trouble man"

4. "girl with heavy date always wear something light"

5. " amazing how cold cash can warm girl's heart"

6. "women know value of love......but man know cost"

7. " man who gives in when wrong is wise.......but man who gives in when married"

8. "girl's best asset is her lie-ability"

9. "Success give man big head.....also big stomach"

That's all the ones in the book that make sense to me by a bit..(hey, i don't wanna get beaten up by females on Monday you know>.>....)...LOL...then again, i'm probably gonna get it on the 22nd of close to judgement day....

-The end-

How to be Emo-Self improving video...LOL!!

LOL.....nigahiga does it again!!(he did a few times already anyway..-.-')This time, his release of 'how to be emo'....LOL...emo fans, this is the video just for you...LOL....*cough*Su Yenn*cough*

How to be Ninja

Well, as we all know, the main problem in our school are gangsters, bullies and etc. Therefore, we must stand up for ourselves!!!but how??....simple....I managed to find a way that will revolutionize schools forever...(kononnya la) watching these simple self-improvement videos....gangsters and bullies beware!!!LOL..

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sejarah Form 4....

Well folks, this is a short post since I have to continue studying this bored-to-death sejarah form 4 book.....

Well, as most of you people reading this post are either form 4 or form 4 and above, i presume you know that Sejarah form 4 is not only annoying but also irritating ...hmm... so i just wanna express my hatred towards it....

Sejarah probably put half the country's SPM students under very high pressure and tension... It's a dumb subject....there's practically no point studying it...its not like im gonna use any of it's knowledge to buy food or anything...its wasting brain memory probably by half...PLUS, its basically on Islam and Islam and more on Islam...theres not much variety and its like so irritating...people probably attempted suicide by trying to force the information in their already-vulnerable brains....

i'm telling you, by the end of next year(probably sooner by the way im going), i'm gonna be a complete racist towards Islams......(Just joking on this's not like i wanna get caught by the ISA for this's not worth it..)...and its not my blardy fault i tell you!!...


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

An Unforgettable Painful Experience

Ok...first of all...this is a true joke's real..

It happened like this...

On Monday( few weeks back)....while I was in class for the first period, the teacher was late to, i decided to have a small chat with my friends....Unfortunately, they were kind of busy completing their homework....(this always happens in my class)...So, feeling rather bored, i saw a table next to was uneven,as the top layer was somehow removed(i would rather choose to describe as scratched off because it was bloody uneven), me, having REALLY itchy fingers, sort of slide my fingers across the uneven surface quickly and roughly left and right....

Then suddenly....a sharp jolt of pain sprang up my finger towards my brain( pain receptors you know). And obviously what most people would do is to shout WTF!!AHHH!!!...while checking your hand for the source of pain....which is exactly what I my freaking horror, blood was oozing out of my bloody finger....and i was like...could things get any worst???...i spoke to soon...As i check my finger...i knew i poked myself with the sharp tiny wood splinters from the table....i quickly scanned my finger for a splinter...however i couldn't find any...thank God i thought...

However, when i washed of the blood...i could feel something under my skin...So, i squinted my eyes to take a closer look, and i saw a blur image of a splinter...then it rang me...i have a splinter alright...a big one!...Oh God!! I thought... things really got worst...i bet it couldnt get anymore worst....and again...i spoke too soon.....

As I carefully examined it...i couldnt find the hole where the splinter went this is bad...but class has louds of scouts who practically get splinters every single hurriedly, i turned to Wei Jiet and ask him about it and how to remove it...

He then took a closer look...and said...just push it i tried...i tried pushing it out with full force....and was FREAKING painful...but the worst has yet to come...(i didn't know this then though)...but didn't come out...oh damn I thought...this must be the worst day of my life....

So, unable to push it out...I, again consulted Wei Jiet....After i told Wei Jiet about it, he told me to let him push it out for me...putting full trust in him..., I allowed him to do it...he pushed and pushed....but didnt move....aww shucks..this is bad...bad...

So now he told me he couldn't do it...and i thought this is getting bad..real bad..what next??chop off my finger??-__-''<---kinda extreme thought, but it happens when you're under pressure.....Well then, he told me he needed to puncture a hole in my hand deep enough to make an opening to push out the splinter....and I was like OMFG!!!!T.T Oh !@#$....puncture a hole in my finger without morphin?are you nuts...if soldiers get morphin why can't I...(i later found out the answer: I was not going to war)But anyway...somehow...i approved it....i handed him my mail clipper(he told me he was kinda an expert on this...using a nail clipper to puncture a hole in your hand....geez...even a mechanic pencil would have been safer, easier and less painful,but too bad i wasn't thinking straight at that time)... So, slowly, I allowed him to puncure a hole in my finger....I closed my eyes preparing for the worst...*click!click!click*<---(high tech sound effects unable to be uploaded into the blog so I wrote it in codes....professional eh?don't get jealous...) The pain receptors shot up to my brains with every *click* by the was an agonizing moment for me...

After 5-10 seconds, he said...Ok..and i was like half dead already...*in my mind:morphin...i need morphin..morphin my babe...come to me* ....So now he dug a hole...and now, he has to push it out by squeezing my finger tightly...(or so I thought) he tried pushing it out..blood oozed out of my finger again...this time, faster...( I bet now you're thinking this: that's how it got out..what a happy ending...THANK GOD it came out...or i don't know what will happen to poor Thean Soong....)Well readers, YOU should not thank God yet...and better, you will now know what happens to Thean Soong if it didn't come out...why??cause frankly, it didn't come out...-___-''seriously man...could God hate me that much??Answer:probably..

So i asked him, why can't it come out??and he looked at me 'obviously' emote(-.-<---like this). So, rather confused, i looked at my my horror, I knew the very reason finger was bloodily covered in blood...Then, I tried washing the blood away but it kept on oozing out...(now at this point, i'm sure you readers are like WTF??!@#$that's painful man...)....

Well, after that, feeling rather dissapointed, i asked for another way to get it out..and you know what he told me??PUNCTURE ANOTHER HOLE AT THE OTHER END!!!!T.T"....(okay...this has gone really really bad...even the Angels of angels can't help me this time..)..So I asked for other alternatives...and they gave me other crazy ideas that even a suicide bomber would say no to...

Now, i don't know why, or how i actually agreed again to puncture another hole in my other side.....and again...I dreamt of sweet morphin and how it could actually make my life 99.9% easier at that point...well, I least this will be the last painful jolt before I would get it out of my hand...again, or so I thought....

When he finished puncturing the hole...Wei Jiet and Loo Sen tried pulling it out( just for your info...blood also oozed out at the same velocity and acceleration of the other hole..)ouch....with every attempt to pull it out...i felt pain,pain and pain!...but it was worth it...

A few minutes later...they sorta teold me that they couldn't remove it...oh God...oh !@#$%^&*...i was like 3/4 percent dead and they still couldn't remove this really is situation critical...T.T...could my day get worst??(who knew)...

So before i could ask him for another special technique, the bell rang and teacher went out of the class...(I mentioned earlier on, late, not absent..please pay attention)and it was also a double period for your information..which means the operation was on for the past 1 hour+...well now, it was PJ period..( PJ- a subject in which no studying is carried out and students get to relase their tension kicking balls..erm..ball if you prefer..)..and as you know...i had loads of tension i could consider myself lucky because I had PJ then...but wait...i could get injured at my finger.....hmmm....3 seconds of intense thinking....and with a flash, I managed to think of a solution...which is to ask my friend for a plaster...

So, i went around begging for plaster like a poor man bleeding like he's just been knocked down by a car an miracolously standing...a few minutes later...I managed to get a 1 year old plaster from a friend of mine...i quickly wrapped my finger, changed into my PJ clothes and ran downstairs..

*as i was running downstairs*i thought to myself...Okay Thean Soong, this is the result so far....I puncture my finger twice, lost about 1% of my blood, withstanded pain as much as a getting knowcked down by a car...and all the pain from it(the car accident) concentrated at 1 point...Ouch...pain..and the worst of all, the stupid splinter didn't move a bit....geez...what a waste of energy...T.T could this really get worst??(obviously, with me around...)

Well, so I played PJ, went for my prefects duty, went for recess and so on....

*after recess*it was chemistry time now....and now, i'm sitting next to Stephen Liew, and also near Loo Sen....why is this important? it's because Stephen was the TL for scouts(TL-troop leader)...which means to say...he has the most experience in handling these kind of unbelievable i asked him about him...for some wise advise...below is an extract of our conversation:-

TS-eh stephen, how to get rid of this splinter ah?
SL(stephen Liew)-push it out..
TS-can't Wei Jiet and Loo Sen tried edi...
SL-oh..leme see...

And guess what he did??That !@#$%pressed it down hard like it was a stapler...and i was like :-

TS-OH!@#$!!!!what the !@#$ YOU DOING LA??
SL-uh...I have to check whether it's still in there....(that Bas!@#$ was laughing and smiling away).....
TS-(calm down edi) now how?
SL-since it cant come out, you have to use a pin to make an 'cucuking' it at the splinter wide enough to pull it out....
TS-*mouth dropping real long*...
*a moment of silence while I think about it*
TS- what happens if I go home and do it myself??
SL-what if you cannot remove it?
TS-*it seems SL is now using his brains....*oh.....good go to hospital?
SL-you wanna pay $ just so they remove it the way i remove it?and my service is free too
you know..
TS-right...what if i don't take it out and leave it there....
SL-you will have a risk of getting an infection....
TS- what's the chances?
SL-for that kind of wound, quite small...but if you leave it longer got higer risk la..
TS-what happens when it gets infected??
SL-you will have to chop of your finger....
TS-..oh...*so i thought:...hmm...a bit like science manipulated variable...the more longer the
wound is exposed to air, the higher the risk of getting an infection...
SL- any other ways??
TS- don't think so..
*end of chat*

So now, I have to get it out somehow...this is serious joke..the i thought..why not ask Yoong Xiang who is an assistant secretary for St. Johns??..yea!!w00t...problem solved....

so I went to him, ask him how to remove it...and you know what he told me??
YX:cheh...just bite it out la....
And i was like WTF???that would just multiply the risk of infection by 100%...thats suicide...

So now...i have come to a conclusion of how to remove it:-

A: use the pin
B: bite it off like a cannibal
C: hospital....

option A selected...

So, gathering up all my courage, I consulted Wei Jiet and Loo Sen again( Stephen can't be trusted...that blasted short creature pressed my finger!) choose my equipment to be tortured with.....i was none other than the scouts collar tage pin....

The moment of truth.....i lay my finger there to be operated...(yea...i call it a mini-operation...handled by the one of the most trusted doctors who have no qualification and of unknown experties.....) the operation begun....i could actually feel it sinking into my skin....bit by bit....deeper....and then, out of the blue....(he pushed it underneath the skin already....)he pulled the thing tore right through my skin....and i was like OMG!!!!PAIN WEI!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!...T.T....if you actually notice, the side of a pin is not sharp..and he used the side to tear my pain....(now this was the exact moment where I really needed morphin in ample amounts....too bad i didnt have any...) ...well anyway....i survived...

So, when they made the hole...they finally could see the splinter....LOL...and it took 2 doctors to remove it...1 doctor to hold my hand...(i was shaking my hand vigorously)...and another doctor to remove the splinter with two hands....see how troublesome the stupid splinter gave??

After awhile, they managed to get it out of my when they took the thing out..the placed it on the table(full of blood of course)...and when i looked at my finger...bloof slowly oozed Wei Jiet told me to press it to check whether it was i pressed my finger..(i couldnt feel any pain since i just recently experience a much greater pain)..and as i pressed it...blood came out like a a higher velocity and acceration than the 2 other holes....but it was ok....cause it was out...thank God....(but not too much though...He didn't help me in the other parts of the story....)...

I then washed it of with my water from my water bottle....

The End.....

Hope you enjoyed it and felt much pain as i did^^

Thean Soong is now happily living his life to the max(almost) and is residing in his house.
he is also um.. trying to stop touching wooden objects although that is impossible..
and he's got his exams next week.

No one was hurt except thean soong and the wooden table who suffered more tha Thean Soong..
(thean Soong nearly dstroyed the table)

The End