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Friday, February 27, 2009

Introducing...car of the year award..

Cars. From what seemed to be a machine to transport people/things from A to B has now became more than just that. It became a symbol for ones financial status. An accessory to attract women some would say. A method of showing who's boss. A method of killing yourself. etc.

In fact, it has expanded to a level where men favour them over their wives/girlfriends..that's why, mothers and women say to us(who don't own a car); that's your dad's new toy..or a man toy...it has become an influential item, which first started out as a mere accessory, to a-must-have-thing. And some went to the extend of making competitions...best car awards..i.e. MPV of the year, family car of the year, and etc.

Now, for the year 2008, the best car award has been awarded to a car so special, it's so rare to find..they don't sell them anywhere..you have to buy it and modify it..I call it..



PROTON BULLSHIT




XD...haha..not very funny I know..lalala...just wanted to update something and wanted to see how good I am at writing essays...that's why the 'intro' up there very formal(I think it is)..XD

Good luck to all sitting for the test and to those not sitting for the test, bad luck to you..XD..joking..

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Thomas^^

Hmm..since I have nothing much to blog about..and I thought of this REALLY funny story..Its about Thomas..ya..that kid who goes around with guns in his pockets, shirt, blazer, pencil box, underwear?who knows..XD..In this story, i'll be telling you a bout the History of Thomas! Like the one I did for the Sejarah Folio in form 2....=.="..

So...lets start shall we?

When Thomas was young..he always...oh wait...its not very nice to go around calling their names out...I might get sued..we'll jsut call him...'product X'...So, as I was saying, when 'product X' was young, he was a naturally born soldier...what do I mean by this??...here's a picture of 'product X' when he was a baby..


"Product X" as seen on TV bloggie..


Yea...get what I mean now??..

During the early stages of 'product X's life, he faced difficult problems...one which involves...getting a pet fit for the battlefield..like these ones...and erm..as you know..pets arent that smart so they tend to die in the battlefield..so here is a LIST of those who risked their lives to protect the master, 'Product X'..(and eventually die doing so)

Exhibit A:Sargeant I-want-your-peanuts-you-fag

Exhibit B:Kolonel make-my-day




Exhibit C:Corporal i've-got-your-buns



Exhibit D: Major Arnold-Smallnigga

note:watch this...XD


Erm yea..thats the part done for 'product X's pets...now, we shall move on to the story..

as days passed by, 'product X' became a soldier and served in many countries...such as Iraq..in the middle of town...hmmm...more evidence??fine with me..

On tour in Iraq...



and...in town..

Cut the pride dudes..im sticking behind this truck..

And in no time, he became a strong soldier...why, he even met Harry Potter..


He was soon World recognised..and now, he is still pursuing his career in the military field..and he is not gonna stop..not while he is alive..proof??..his latest photo of him..


LOL..that's it for now...hope it made you laugh..=D...it made me laugh at least..haha...chaoz..

P/S:no offence Thomas..its just another one of my jokes..=P



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Star wars anyone??



Monday, February 9, 2009

Tag...by someone I barely know...>.<...

1. The person who tag / pass you is?
Wen Lynn.

2. Your relationship with her / him is?
-.="...how do i answer this question??...let's see..erm...online friend I guess..XD

3. Your five impression of her / him?
my what?

4. The most memorable thing she / he had done for you?
TAGGED "innocent" me

5. The most memorable thing she / he had said to you?
Ur tagged...

6. If she / he become your lover you will?
Choke myself to death!XD

7. If she / he become your lover, thing she / he has to improve on will be?
To stop tagging "innocent" bloggers..haha..

8. If she / he become your enemy, you will?
Keep on tagging her..=.=

9. If she / he become your enemy, the reason will be?
Tagging me..haha..XD

10. The most desired thing you want to do for her / him now is?
Tag her...

11. Your overall impression of her / him is?
Evil!..XD

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
Sarcastic, active, crappy, talk too much, ...pretty much like that..

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Sarcasm in me^^

14. On the contrary, the character you hate yourself are?
I'm too great to hate myself..^^chun leh??haha

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Barrack Clinton..XD...or Hillary Obama...LOL

16. For the people who care and like you, say something to them?
Bring me some pizzas and burgers cause i'm starving right now..XD..so go do it^^

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.
1. Monil
2. Karen
3. Sara
4. Calvyn
5.Thomas
6. Seng Hoo
7.Suk Wai
8.Aaron Oo
9.Daniel Lim
10.Stephen Liew

18. Who is No. 6 having relationship with?
Some MALE dude..

19. Is No. 9 is a male or female?
A fat male..haha

20. If No. 7 and No. 10 are together,will it be a good thing?
Both oso nearly same height so I guess it's possible..haha

21. What is No. 2 studying about?
STPM stuff..

22. When was the last time you had a chat with No. 3?
Erm..probably on Firday in school??...

23. What kind of music band does No. 8 like?
No idea...probably classical?

24. Does No. 1 have any siblings?
Ya..XD..

25. Will you woo No. 3?
Will I what?

26. How about No. 7?
*refer to 25*

27. Is No. 4 single?
No..he's probably in relationship with Isha..haha..jkjk

28. What is the surname of No. 5?
Liew

29. What's the hobby of No. 10?
dreaming of growing taller..(doesn't seem to be working)

30. Does No. 5 and No. 9 get along well?
Ya..

31.Where's No. 2 studying at?
SMI

32. Talk something casually about No. 1
Ape wearing specs

33. Have you tried developing feelings for No. 6?
Oh God!..WTF DUDE?!?...

34. Where does No. 9 live at?
Ipoh

35. What colour does No. 4 likes?
No idea..blog too colourful..

36. Are No. 5 and No. 1 best friend?
Not really..

37. Is No. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
I'd prefer the shape of a coca-cola bottle..

38. What is No. 6 doing now?
No idea..I ain't a stalker you see..

From this tag, you can conclude that,I never take anything serious nor do I answer anything serious...BUT....I have one question that i've always wondered about recently...if BN can take over PKR, can I take over Ben as Head Prefect??Pretty Please???HAHAHA!!XD..And that my friend's conclude the junk of the day..Note: I'm too lazy to notify you fags bout this tag so when you se eit here just do it since I couldn't really care if you do it or not..tata~







Saturday, February 7, 2009

Happy Chinese New Year Dedication=DD

On Chinese New Year, it is in no doubt that we will be enriched and bestowed with red packets filled with Ang Pau's(much unlike our parents, who will be enriched and bestowed with white envelopes of water, electric and credit card bills..=.=). However, the amount of Ang Pau's are
greatly affected by the Uncle's and Aunties, who decide how much to give you..and SOMETIMES, these aunties and uncles give us little tiny amounts..(not blaming anyone)..therefore, I would like to dedicate this video to them..*mind the childish maple thing..the story line is the best*..haha..enojy(it's a very funny video)...


Muttons at Midnight..
This video MUST be seen with sound..if not, got no effect
video


Haha..that's all for now..lazy to type the rest...

see ya next time..adios samigos, hastalavista babeh, tata, nata..oops..haha..bye la bye..
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zzz...guess its not goodbye then..1 more video!!(this video was introduced by Leroy Choong and Wen Lynn...)XD...enjoy!!
video


bye=)...
lalala..
*thanks for lunch on Friday=D*

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Sick=.= & other crap updates of my already-shittified(ditahikan) life

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as you can see, I am now sick..as in sakit..oh wait..that's pain..it should me tak sihat...zzz..didn't know my language can deteriorate(wonder if it's spelt correctly, blame my health if it isn't). For the question of "what sickness do you have??"..it'll be answered with "Flu, Sore throat, boredom and lack of sleep". =.="...all in one shot..


from 2.35am on Sunday night...straight after going to Setiawan to eat seafood..crabs, prawns, fish(no offence Ruben..but I ckecked whether it was your relative AFTER it was taken out of water, slammed on a table, guts removed, slit and diced up, washed and finally put in a nice hot burning steamer which made its meat/flesh edible and juicy..=.="..but don't worry..results proved negative=D wasn't your relative after all..^^..and while we were indulging in the seafood, we were accompanied by 'toddy' or 'todi' which contains alcohol..and if you're wondering what is todi, it's actually fermented coconut milk...and....it taste like 100 plus with red wine, finished with an aroma which much resembles watery shit..-___-"..it's not a joke you know..


That explains my gloomy and rather inactive state during school..talk oso no semangat..expect a better me in a few days time=D..*actually...I have a wonderful feeling of having dengue fever!*....God knows got or not..we'll just wait and see...if you don't see me in school for a long time, worry not, I will always be in your heart.....staying there....accompanying you....puncturing it with sharp objects while injecting tar, nicotine and not forgetting carbon monoxide=D..oh wait..and i'll also squeeze it so hard you'll cough blood and fall to the ground..*aaahh...can't believe i'm sooo romantic^^*..haha..


Hmmm...apart from that..ah..yes..Music!!Music is so good..as a matter of fact..I shall now recommend you readers out there some good songs to listen too..^^..


(based on what comes in my mind first)
1. Always-Blink 182
2. Relax-Mika
3. Just Want You To Know-Backsteet Boys
4. Tong Hua-Guang Liang
5. Rooftops-Lost Prophets
6. Tattoo-Jordin Sparks
7. It's Not My Time-3 Doors Down
8. Bad Boy-Cascada
9. One More Night-Cascada
10. Everytime-Simple Plan
11. Perfect-Simple Plan
12. Move Along-All American Rejects
13. Me and You-Fall Out Boys
14. Fall To Pieces-Avril Lavigne
15. Dance Floor Anthem-Good Charlotte
16. Untouched- Veronicas
17. Jumper-Third Blind Eye
18. Cookie Jar-Gym Class Heroes
19. Immortality-Celine Dion/Bee Gees
20. It's All Coming Back To Me-Celine Dion
21. Shake It-Metrostation
22. Starlight-Muse
23.Etc...

Hmmm...well, I guess thats's it for today=)..

Happy 1 day holiday..XD