Starting off..O.O

As all of you may have noticed....my blog is currently considerably empty...now that's cause i just started this blog....so all the cool gadgets will be coming soon...hang in there...and if you can't wait...follow this principle

Patience is Virtue

Learn it...it will help.

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Oh ya...1 more thing....there are no sneak previews...

To those of you who i like, have a good day...

And to those of you who i don't like, have a bad day...

Thank you for your unnecessary understanding^^...

Kena bully.......T.T

Okay.....based on the title...you should be thinking.."So?everyone gets bullied...nothing much"....but...but...this is different man....I got bullied by a kindergarden dude T.T"...(i know now you're like WTH??Is this even possible??A kindergarden dude bullying a form 4??)

Well...the mystery is solved here..(for those of you who r shallow minded, i am telling you that this is what happened).


It was a Tuesday......and Tuesdays are always the worst of all the days for me.....well...almost worst... and i also take in to account you want to know why its my worst type of day....well..almost worst day..(see..it is proven here that i can read most of your minds^^)

Reason 1.
chinese class.....(this ain't no ordinary chinese class...it contains contagious small kids who are sooo annoying...well....almost)

Reason 2.
No more....

Reason3.
Not satisfied with reason 2??refer back to reason 1...thank you for your required understanding.

Well....as i stated earlier on(couple of times), it is my ALMOST worst day...here are the reasons

Reason 1.
Dad not coming home for dinner XDXD...which means i get "proper food".

Reason 2.
No more..

Reason 3.
oh wait...there's one more..i have no tuition on Tuesday..(well..almost(apart from the chinese murderous class)).

So, as you can see...the good things balance out the bad things....which makes it my almost worst day...(without the good reasons, it would be my worst)

So let the story start,,,oh wait it started..lets continue then

As i said..it was a Tuesday..my almost worst day...(OMG...i have to stop repeating this crap man)..so i got up from my bed.....did my usual stuff.....bla bla bla*

So now i was in my Mercedes Benz...E200...(Ok la...not mine..my dad fetched me to tuition in his merc.(....SS again-___-). Anyway, I was on my way tuition....then suddenly...this dude drove his car so close to my dads car and my dad was like WTF?? does this !@#$ have license or what?? while slamming his fist on the horn.(the horn:- a technology to release tension in case the driver gets haywire by pressing it; it produces a loud sound when pressed)....so anyway...the suspected-no-license-dude was looking at me straight in the eye...and i was like...hey i didn't press the horn you junkie...look at me like that again and i'll pop your head with my desert eagle so beat it punk(no, obviously i didn't say this because..

Reason 1
the glass is almost sound proof so he wouldn't be able to hear a thing..except the horn though..(that's why it's almost sound proof)

Reason 2
If he heard that the junkie will probably come out of his vehicle and punch me like a fruit punch...LOL.


So anyway...i managed to reach tuition in one piece....(or so i thought....) the horror wasn't over..i reached tuition which means it was hell time(remember i hate chinese class)
So i slowly walked up the stairs....counting the amount of time left before i meet god...it was hard....

Well...so i reached the place..took my seat......breathing really hard now...

And so my lessons commenced( the lessons is like a 1 on 1 interaction kinda thing)
so halfway....my teacher ask this small kindergarden dude...''(in mandarin)what's this big boy's name??....and guess what that small dude said??(no he did not say a plane or bird...i'm not superman 4 god sake...)he shouted CHAR SIEW PAU~~.....-__-"...major trouble man....evry small imp there was laughing their nuts off(if they had it....i dont know...i dont care)....and as usual...for those of you who know me well enough...i would retaliate in the most brutal way....and i was going to do that...when suddenly ....the teacher stopped me..and said i should not bully small kids....and i was like..hey WTH??man?woman i mean...so she gave me that lame stern look...so i sank back in my plastic chair..(the kinda chairs you find in school....)...another 30 minutes of humiliation....but me, being a man...withstanded all the stupid laughter...for 30 minutes you know...(it's not like you can do it)..

So from then on....i was known as Char-Siew-Pau-Lee...-__-"...(i know what you're thinking...small kids are evil and capable of bullying...hey you know what??i totally agree with you man...)
The End

Thean Soong is currently residing in Ipoh , aged 16, healthy and lives happily with himself(apart from parents....he is also still single

and lastly...hates char-siew-pau...

*-fast forward(if you notice some where in the story there was this sign...

no part of this text may be copied, transferred or republished in any way without prior permission.....(what i'm trying to say here is that this story is copyrighted...)

and um...also...no one was hurt or harmed in any way during the story and the production except Lee Thean Soong...

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