Confucius says......

Confucius. The man of wisdom, vision and above all, his famous sayings....so weird yet so true...
Well, i was browsing through my book shelf when i ' accidently ' stumbled onto this book....
the title:The Ribald Confucius , collected by Ah Fong and R. Phorph.....what's inside??..
His inscrutable sayings....below are the sayings I found that were quite true yet amusing altogether...haha....I suggest female's not to read it XDXDXD....you'll know why in the end...LOL

1. "man sometimes discover girl of his dreams become nightmare"

2. "upkeep of women is downfall of man"

3. "trouble with women........is they trouble man"

4. "girl with heavy date always wear something light"

5. " amazing how cold cash can warm girl's heart"

6. "women know value of love......but man know cost"

7. " man who gives in when wrong is wise.......but man who gives in when right.....is married"

8. "girl's best asset is her lie-ability"

9. "Success give man big head.....also big stomach"

That's all the ones in the book that make sense to me by a bit..(hey, i don't wanna get beaten up by females on Monday you know>.>....)...LOL...then again, i'm probably gonna get it on the 22nd of january.....zzz...so close to judgement day....

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