So...lets start shall we?
When Thomas was young..he always...oh wait...its not very nice to go around calling their names out...I might get sued..we'll jsut call him...'product X'...So, as I was saying, when 'product X' was young, he was a naturally born soldier...what do I mean by this??...here's a picture of 'product X' when he was a baby..
Yea...get what I mean now??..
During the early stages of 'product X's life, he faced difficult problems...one which involves...getting a pet fit for the battlefield..like these ones...and erm..as you know..pets arent that smart so they tend to die in the battlefield..so here is a LIST of those who risked their lives to protect the master, 'Product X'..(and eventually die doing so)
Exhibit A:Sargeant I-want-your-peanuts-you-fag
Exhibit B:Kolonel make-my-day
Exhibit C:Corporal i've-got-your-buns
Exhibit D: Major Arnold-Smallnigga
note:watch this...XD
Erm yea..thats the part done for 'product X's pets...now, we shall move on to the story..
as days passed by, 'product X' became a soldier and served in many countries...such as Iraq..in the middle of town...hmmm...more evidence??fine with me..
On tour in Iraq...
and...in town..
Cut the pride dudes..im sticking behind this truck..
And in no time, he became a strong soldier...why, he even met Harry Potter..
He was soon World recognised..and now, he is still pursuing his career in the military field..and he is not gonna stop..not while he is alive..proof??..his latest photo of him..
LOL..that's it for now...hope it made you laugh..=D...it made me laugh at least..haha...chaoz..
P/S:no offence Thomas..its just another one of my jokes..=P
He was soon World recognised..and now, he is still pursuing his career in the military field..and he is not gonna stop..not while he is alive..proof??..his latest photo of him..
LOL..that's it for now...hope it made you laugh..=D...it made me laugh at least..haha...chaoz..
P/S:no offence Thomas..its just another one of my jokes..=P
3 comments:
You IDIOT!!!! Wait!!! Tomorrow, pray that your Gurkha soldiers are tougher. I'll turn them into poop.
*jaws drop*
I couldn't stop laughing and giggling.
poor Tommy :)
HAHAHA! That was an interesting commentary. XD
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